It’s 4am and i have just finished and sent my assignment that i should have done yesterday because i was too busy being fat to focus (read: i am a lazy dysfunctional piece of shit who forgets how to brain under pressure). So i’m skipping the morning class (good lord, i would have to get up in an hour, no way). Good night.
Oh my, i really appreciate your concern, thank you so much. I am getting help though, it´s just not always working.
THIS CROW FUCKING UNDERSTANDS WATER DISPLACEMENT. WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD EVERY YEAR BY A TEACHER HOW WATER DISPLACEMENT WORKS. DO THEY THINK I’M LESS INTELLIGENT THAN A FUCKING CROW? FUCKING DONE.
Crows discovered the principle of displacement in the third century BC, when the philosopher Awkimedes, upon noticing the level of his bird bath rose in proportion with the amount of his body that was submerged, reportedly exclaimed “EURECAW!” and flew through the streets of Athens shouting his discovery.
crows are so awesome
"The violence we teach our sons in teaching them to Be Men is the same that keeps us up at night worrying about our daughters."